{"id":28212,"date":"2024-01-05T10:23:04","date_gmt":"2024-01-05T10:23:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28212"},"modified":"2024-01-05T10:23:16","modified_gmt":"2024-01-05T10:23:16","slug":"the-most-wanted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28212","title":{"rendered":"The MOST WANTED."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2>An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station.<\/h2>\n<p>The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA.<\/p>\n<p>Little Boy says \u201d He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!\u201d Officer says \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Little Boy asks \u201cWhy didn\u2019t you keep him when you took his picture?\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that had a lemonade stand.<\/h2>\n<p>It being hot and him being thirsty, he decided to stop. Once he got up to the little boy\u2019s stand, he noticed a sign that said \u201cAll you can drink 10 cents,\u201d and a single, very small glass.<\/p>\n<p>Well, he thought that it was an awful small glass, but since it was only 10 cents for all you can drink, he decided to get some anyway.<\/p>\n<p>He gave the boy a dime, and shot down the whole glass in one swig. He slapped the glass back onto the table and said, \u201cfill \u2018er up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The kid replieds, \u201cSure thing, that\u2019ll be 10 cents.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To this the business man said, \u201cBut your sign says all you can drink for a dime.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt is,\u201d the little boy replies, \u201cThat\u2019s all you can drink for a dime.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other\u2019 up.<\/h2>\n<p>The brown-haired kid said, \u201cMy father is way better than yours.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blond came back, \u201cMaybe, but my mother is better than yours.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s what my father says.\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says \u201d He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!\u201d Officer says \u201cYes.\u201d Little Boy asks \u201cWhy didn\u2019t &#8230; <a title=\"The MOST WANTED.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28212\" aria-label=\"Read more about The MOST WANTED.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28213,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28212"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28214,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28212\/revisions\/28214"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}