{"id":28209,"date":"2024-01-04T09:08:09","date_gmt":"2024-01-04T09:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28209"},"modified":"2024-01-04T09:08:09","modified_gmt":"2024-01-04T09:08:09","slug":"an-american-walks-into-an-irish-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28209","title":{"rendered":"An American walks into an Irish bar."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>An American walks into an Irish bar and orders a drink.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>He asks the guests, \u201cI will bet $1000 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except for an Irishman who leaves the bar.<\/p>\n<p>Some time passes and the Irishman returns to the bar and approaches the American. \u201cIs yer bet still on the table?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The American replies, \u201cSure it is! 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