{"id":28205,"date":"2024-01-03T14:42:22","date_gmt":"2024-01-03T14:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28205"},"modified":"2024-01-03T14:42:22","modified_gmt":"2024-01-03T14:42:22","slug":"a-guy-asks-a-barman-how-much-a-coke-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28205","title":{"rendered":"A guy asks a barman how much a Coke is."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A guy asks a barman how much a coke is.<\/p>\n<p>The barman says it\u2019s $5 but asks for $10.<\/p>\n<p>So the guy\u2019s confused and asks why,<\/p>\n<p>to which the barman answers: \u201c$5 for the coke, $5 for the service.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The guy pays up but the barman gives him $5 back.<\/p>\n<p>So the guy\u2019s confused and asks why,<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>to which the barman answers: \u201cYeah we\u2019re out of coke.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-28206 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/dc348df97a3d7aef0003e1010fe4dfa3-225x300-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy asks a barman how much a coke is. The barman says it\u2019s $5 but asks for $10. So the guy\u2019s confused and asks why, to which the barman answers: \u201c$5 for the coke, $5 for the service.\u201d The guy pays up but the barman gives him $5 back. So the guy\u2019s confused and &#8230; <a title=\"A guy asks a barman how much a Coke is.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28205\" aria-label=\"Read more about A guy asks a barman how much a Coke is.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28207,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28205"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28208,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28205\/revisions\/28208"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}