{"id":28202,"date":"2024-01-03T14:40:40","date_gmt":"2024-01-03T14:40:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28202"},"modified":"2024-01-03T14:40:40","modified_gmt":"2024-01-03T14:40:40","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-are-shopping-in-their-local-wal-mart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28202","title":{"rendered":"A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.<\/p>\n<p>The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat do you think you\u2019re doing?\u201d asks the wife.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans\u201d he replies.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPut them back, we can\u2019t afford them\u201d demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.<\/p>\n<p>A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat do you think you\u2019re doing?\u201d asks the husband.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,\u201d replies the wife.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>Her husband retorts:\u00a0\u201cSo does 24 cans of Budweiser and it\u2019s half the price.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/08e9e2280fbfad262eac11b88791f5c9-300x279-2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. \u201cWhat do you think you\u2019re doing?\u201d asks the wife. \u201cThey\u2019re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans\u201d he replies. \u201cPut them back, we can\u2019t afford them\u201d demands the wife, and so &#8230; <a title=\"A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28202\" aria-label=\"Read more about A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28203,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28204,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28202\/revisions\/28204"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}