{"id":28199,"date":"2024-01-03T10:51:11","date_gmt":"2024-01-03T10:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28199"},"modified":"2024-01-03T10:51:11","modified_gmt":"2024-01-03T10:51:11","slug":"an-old-woman-is-riding-in-an-elevator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28199","title":{"rendered":"An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.<\/p>\n<p>She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: \u201cRalph Lauren\u2019s \u201cRomance\u201d, $150 an ounce! \u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also looks very arrogantly turns to the old woman who says: \u201cChanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>About three floors later,\u00a0<strong>the old woman<\/strong>\u00a0has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.<\/p>\n<p>Before leaving, she looks the two beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts, and says: \u201cBroccoli. 49 cents a pound!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building. When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: \u201cRalph Lauren\u2019s \u201cRomance\u201d, $150 an ounce! \u201d Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the &#8230; <a title=\"An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28199\" aria-label=\"Read more about An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28200,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28199"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28201,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28199\/revisions\/28201"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}