{"id":28196,"date":"2024-01-03T10:50:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-03T10:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28196"},"modified":"2024-01-03T10:50:00","modified_gmt":"2024-01-03T10:50:00","slug":"a-65-year-old-lady-suddenly-started-learning-to-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28196","title":{"rendered":"A 65 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A 65-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to bingo.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Everyone was curious and asked her, \u201cWhy the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The lady replied with a helpless look, \u201cWhenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,\u201d If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And because I don\u2019t want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim! \u201d<\/p>\n<p>A few days later, the husband and wife were quarreling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, \u201cNow tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband replied, \u201cI don\u2019t have to get into the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wife refused to relent, \u201cNo, you have to jump into the water and have to save one of us. Whom will you save?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband replied, \u201cThen you will surely die\u2026 because I don\u2019t know how to swim, and my mom will save me first.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 65-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to bingo. Everyone was curious and asked her, \u201cWhy the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?\u201d The lady replied with a helpless look, \u201cWhenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,\u201d If your mom &#8230; <a title=\"A 65 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28196\" aria-label=\"Read more about A 65 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28197,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28196"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28198,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28196\/revisions\/28198"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}