{"id":28196,"date":"2024-01-03T10:50:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-03T10:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28196"},"modified":"2024-01-03T10:50:00","modified_gmt":"2024-01-03T10:50:00","slug":"a-65-year-old-lady-suddenly-started-learning-to-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28196","title":{"rendered":"A 65 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A 65-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to bingo.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Everyone was curious and asked her, \u201cWhy the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The lady replied with a helpless look, \u201cWhenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,\u201d If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And because I don\u2019t want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim! \u201d<\/p>\n<p>A few days later, the husband and wife were quarreling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, \u201cNow tell me! 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