{"id":28184,"date":"2024-01-02T10:22:26","date_gmt":"2024-01-02T10:22:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28184"},"modified":"2024-01-02T10:22:26","modified_gmt":"2024-01-02T10:22:26","slug":"a-blonde-in-a-snowstorm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28184","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde In A Snowstorm"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A blonde driving a car got lost in a snowstorm.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>She didn\u2019t panic, however, as she remembered what her father had told her once. \u201cIf you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sure enough, a snowplow arrived and she started to follow it.<\/p>\n<p>She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The blonde<\/strong>\u00a0explained that her father told her to follow a plow if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm.<\/p>\n<p>The driver nodded and said, \u201cWell, I\u2019m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde driving a car got lost in a snowstorm. She didn\u2019t panic, however, as she remembered what her father had told her once. \u201cIf you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it.\u201d Sure enough, a snowplow arrived and she started to follow it. She &#8230; <a title=\"A Blonde In A Snowstorm\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28184\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Blonde In A Snowstorm\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28185,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28184"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28186,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28184\/revisions\/28186"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}