{"id":28181,"date":"2024-01-02T10:20:37","date_gmt":"2024-01-02T10:20:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28181"},"modified":"2024-01-02T10:21:12","modified_gmt":"2024-01-02T10:21:12","slug":"a-blonde-woman-visits-a-farm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28181","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde Woman Visits a Farm"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A blonde wanted a fancy way of spending her weekend and decided a weekend spent on a farm in another state was the best idea.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>On getting to the farm, she saw something that caught her attention.<\/p>\n<p>She saw a cow without horns and found it fascinating.<\/p>\n<p>Confused, she asked the farmer standing next to her, \u201cWhy doesn\u2019t this cow have any horns?\u201d The farmer replied that cows could do damage with their horns, so it is best to keep them trimmed.<\/p>\n<p>He told her that he used a hacksaw to trim the horn or treat a young calf, so the horn never grows.<\/p>\n<p>He added that some breeds of cows do not have horns. 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