{"id":28177,"date":"2024-01-01T20:16:37","date_gmt":"2024-01-01T20:16:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28177"},"modified":"2024-01-01T20:16:37","modified_gmt":"2024-01-01T20:16:37","slug":"an-old-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-a-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28177","title":{"rendered":"An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>The old man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The bartender serves his beer and then asks him, \u201cSo what do you do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old man replies, \u201cWell, sir, I\u2019m a cowboy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWow,\u201d said the bartender, \u201cwhat exactly does a cowboy do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, sir, I work on a ranch all day, I ride horses and herd cattle, I take care of the land, and all the animals on the ranch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s very interesting,\u201d said the bartender.<\/p>\n<p>After a while, a beautiful woman walks into the bar, sits down next to the cowboy, and orders a drink.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d said the bartender. \u201cWhat do you do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>With the old man listening in the woman says, \u201cWell, sir, I\u2019m a lesbian.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cInteresting,\u201d said the bartender, \u201cwhat exactly is a lesbian?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I wake up in the morning thinking about women. I eat breakfast thinking about women. I go through my day thinking about women. I\u2019m constantly thinking about women.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cInteresting,\u201d says the bartender.<\/p>\n<p>Some time passes and the old man leaves that bar and goes to another bar.<\/p>\n<p>He sits down and orders a beer and the bartender says, \u201cSo, sir, what\u00a0do you do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old man looks at him and says, \u201cWell, this morning I was a cowboy, but to tell you the truth now I think I\u2019m a lesbian!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The old man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender serves his beer and then asks him, \u201cSo what do you do?\u201d The old man replies, \u201cWell, sir, I\u2019m a cowboy.\u201d \u201cWow,\u201d said the bartender, \u201cwhat exactly does a cowboy do?\u201d \u201cWell, sir, I work on a ranch all day, &#8230; <a title=\"An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28177\" aria-label=\"Read more about An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28178,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28179,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28177\/revisions\/28179"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}