{"id":28174,"date":"2024-01-01T20:14:54","date_gmt":"2024-01-01T20:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28174"},"modified":"2024-01-01T20:15:28","modified_gmt":"2024-01-01T20:15:28","slug":"a-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-12-expensive-whiskey-shots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28174","title":{"rendered":"A man walks into a bar and orders 12 expensive whiskey shots."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A man walks into a bar and quickly orders 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The bartender lines 12 up shot glasses and fills them up.<\/p>\n<p>The man quickly downs all 12 of them back to back and taps the bar, \u201cagain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bartender looks a little surprised but lines up 12 more shots.<\/p>\n<p>The man quickly fired all 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots and hit the bar again.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender, clearly concerned, fills up 12 more shots and lines them on the bar.<\/p>\n<p>The man quickly downs all 12 shots and hits the bar, \u201cagain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bartender says, \u201cHold up man! 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