{"id":28174,"date":"2024-01-01T20:14:54","date_gmt":"2024-01-01T20:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28174"},"modified":"2024-01-01T20:15:28","modified_gmt":"2024-01-01T20:15:28","slug":"a-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-12-expensive-whiskey-shots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28174","title":{"rendered":"A man walks into a bar and orders 12 expensive whiskey shots."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A man walks into a bar and quickly orders 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The bartender lines 12 up shot glasses and fills them up.<\/p>\n<p>The man quickly downs all 12 of them back to back and taps the bar, \u201cagain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bartender looks a little surprised but lines up 12 more shots.<\/p>\n<p>The man quickly fired all 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots and hit the bar again.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender, clearly concerned, fills up 12 more shots and lines them on the bar.<\/p>\n<p>The man quickly downs all 12 shots and hits the bar, \u201cagain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bartender says, \u201cHold up man! You gotta slow down!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man said, \u201cBelieve me, if you had what I had, you\u2019d be drinking this fast too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy God,\u201d the bartender says, quietly leaning over the bar he asks, \u201cwhat do you HAVE?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA dollar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into a bar and quickly orders 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots. The bartender lines 12 up shot glasses and fills them up. The man quickly downs all 12 of them back to back and taps the bar, \u201cagain.\u201d The bartender looks a little surprised but lines up 12 more shots. &#8230; <a title=\"A man walks into a bar and orders 12 expensive whiskey shots.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28174\" aria-label=\"Read more about A man walks into a bar and orders 12 expensive whiskey shots.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28175,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28176,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28174\/revisions\/28176"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}