{"id":28160,"date":"2023-12-31T09:57:57","date_gmt":"2023-12-31T09:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28160"},"modified":"2023-12-31T09:57:57","modified_gmt":"2023-12-31T09:57:57","slug":"a-boy-was-assigned-a-paper-on-childbirth-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28160","title":{"rendered":"A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, \u201cHow was I born?\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u2018Well, honey\u2026\u2019 said the slightly prudish parent, \u201cAn Angel brought you to us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh,\u201d said the boy.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, how did you and daddy get born?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, the angel brought us too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell how were grandpa and grandma born?\u201d he persisted.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell darling, the angel brought them too!\u201d said the parent.<\/p>\n<p>Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: \u201cThis report has been very difficult to write because there hasn\u2019t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!! SO CUTE!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, \u201cHow was I born?\u201d \u2018Well, honey\u2026\u2019 said the slightly prudish parent, \u201cAn Angel brought you to us.\u201d \u201cOh,\u201d said the boy. \u201cWell, how did you and daddy get born?\u201d he asked. \u201cOh, the angel brought us too.\u201d \u201cWell how were grandpa and grandma &#8230; <a title=\"A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28160\" aria-label=\"Read more about A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28161,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28160"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28162,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28160\/revisions\/28162"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}