{"id":28160,"date":"2023-12-31T09:57:57","date_gmt":"2023-12-31T09:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28160"},"modified":"2023-12-31T09:57:57","modified_gmt":"2023-12-31T09:57:57","slug":"a-boy-was-assigned-a-paper-on-childbirth-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28160","title":{"rendered":"A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, \u201cHow was I born?\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u2018Well, honey\u2026\u2019 said the slightly prudish parent, \u201cAn Angel brought you to us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh,\u201d said the boy.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, how did you and daddy get born?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, the angel brought us too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell how were grandpa and grandma born?\u201d he persisted.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell darling, the angel brought them too!\u201d said the parent.<\/p>\n<p>Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: \u201cThis report has been very difficult to write because there hasn\u2019t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!! 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