{"id":28157,"date":"2023-12-30T20:06:15","date_gmt":"2023-12-30T20:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28157"},"modified":"2023-12-30T20:06:15","modified_gmt":"2023-12-30T20:06:15","slug":"two-elderly-women-were-out-driving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28157","title":{"rendered":"Two elderly women were out driving"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>Two elderly women were out driving in a large car.<\/p>\n<p>Both could barely see over the dashboard.<\/p>\n<p>As they were cruising along they came to an intersection.<\/p>\n<p>The stoplight was red but they just went on through.<\/p>\n<p>The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself \u201cI must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though.<\/p>\n<p>This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.<\/p>\n<p>She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.<\/p>\n<p>At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, \u201cMildred!<\/p>\n<p>Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! 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