{"id":28154,"date":"2023-12-30T12:31:31","date_gmt":"2023-12-30T12:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28154"},"modified":"2023-12-30T12:31:31","modified_gmt":"2023-12-30T12:31:31","slug":"farmer-and-the-debt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28154","title":{"rendered":"Farmer and the Debt."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2>An old farmer<\/h2>\n<p>wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed.<\/p>\n<p>The reporter asked what he is going to do with all the money.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, I reckon the first thing do is go and pay a few bills.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd what about the rest?\u201d the reporter continued.<\/p>\n<p>The farmer shrugs. \u201cWell, I guess they\u2019ll just have to wait.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2389 size-full td-animation-stack-type2-2 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/w2.png\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/w2.png 597w, https:\/\/teachmelife.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/w2-232x300.png 232w, https:\/\/teachmelife.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/w2-325x420.png 325w\" alt=\"\" width=\"597\" height=\"772\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.<\/h2>\n<p>He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some fruit trees.<\/p>\n<p>The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.<\/p>\n<p>One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn\u2019t been there in a while.<\/p>\n<p>He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.<\/p>\n<p>As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.<\/p>\n<p>As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.<\/p>\n<p>He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.<\/p>\n<p>One of the women shouted to him, \u201cWe\u2019re not coming out until you leave!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old man frowned, \u201cI didn\u2019t come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Holding the bucket up he said,\u00a0<strong>\u201cI\u2019m here to feed the alligator.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<h2>Camper: \u201cLook at that bunch of cows.\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Farmer: \u201cNot bunch, herd.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Camper: \u201cHeard what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Farmer: \u201cOf cows.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Camper: \u201cSure I\u2019ve heard of cows.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Farmer: \u201cNo, I mean a cowherd.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Camper: \u201cSo what? 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