{"id":28146,"date":"2023-12-29T14:51:06","date_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:51:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28146"},"modified":"2023-12-29T14:52:17","modified_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:52:17","slug":"a-guy-steps-into-an-elevator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28146","title":{"rendered":"A guy steps into an elevator"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>A guy steps into an elevator and there\u2019s just one attractive woman in it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her melons.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>He says, \u201cOh, I\u2019m so sorry. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>If your heart is as soft as your melons, I hope you\u2019ll be able to forgive me.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>She looks at him a few seconds and says, \u201cThat\u2019s all right. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>If your weapon is as hard as your elbow, I\u2019m in room 307.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy steps into an elevator and there\u2019s just one attractive woman in it. 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