{"id":28146,"date":"2023-12-29T14:51:06","date_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:51:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28146"},"modified":"2023-12-29T14:52:17","modified_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:52:17","slug":"a-guy-steps-into-an-elevator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28146","title":{"rendered":"A guy steps into an elevator"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>A guy steps into an elevator and there\u2019s just one attractive woman in it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her melons.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>He says, \u201cOh, I\u2019m so sorry. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>If your heart is as soft as your melons, I hope you\u2019ll be able to forgive me.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>She looks at him a few seconds and says, \u201cThat\u2019s all right. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>If your weapon is as hard as your elbow, I\u2019m in room 307.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy steps into an elevator and there\u2019s just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her melons. He says, \u201cOh, I\u2019m so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your melons, I hope you\u2019ll be able to forgive me.\u201d &#8230; <a title=\"A guy steps into an elevator\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28146\" aria-label=\"Read more about A guy steps into an elevator\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28147,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28146"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28150,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28146\/revisions\/28150"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}