{"id":28143,"date":"2023-12-29T14:38:45","date_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28143"},"modified":"2023-12-29T14:38:45","modified_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:38:45","slug":"a-farmer-comes-home-to-find-his-sheepdog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28143","title":{"rendered":"A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The sheepdog says: \u201cI herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou sure you got them all?\u201d The farmer replies.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYep! All 40 of them!\u201d Says the sheepdog.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c40? But I only have 37 sheep.\u201d Replies the farmer.<\/p>\n<p>The sheepdog answers: \u201cI know. I rounded them up for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: \u201cI herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!\u201d \u201cYou sure you got them all?\u201d The farmer replies. \u201cYep! All 40 of them!\u201d Says the sheepdog. \u201c40? But I only have 37 sheep.\u201d Replies the farmer. The sheepdog answers: &#8230; <a title=\"A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28143\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28144,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28143"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28145,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28143\/revisions\/28145"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}