{"id":28140,"date":"2023-12-29T14:37:59","date_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28140"},"modified":"2023-12-29T14:37:59","modified_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:37:59","slug":"a-stranger-walks-into-a-ma-pa-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28140","title":{"rendered":"A Stranger Walks Into A Ma Pa Store."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A stranger walks into a Ma Pa store and spots a sign:<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cDanger! 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