{"id":28140,"date":"2023-12-29T14:37:59","date_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28140"},"modified":"2023-12-29T14:37:59","modified_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:37:59","slug":"a-stranger-walks-into-a-ma-pa-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28140","title":{"rendered":"A Stranger Walks Into A Ma Pa Store."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A stranger walks into a Ma Pa store and spots a sign:<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cDanger! Beware of the Dog.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As he enters, he sees a harmless old dog,\u00a0fast asleep in the middle of the floor.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs that the dog we\u2019re supposed to beware of?\u201d The stranger asks the owner.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s him.\u201d The owner replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe doesn\u2019t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBefore I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A stranger walks into a Ma Pa store and spots a sign: \u201cDanger! Beware of the Dog.\u201d As he enters, he sees a harmless old dog,\u00a0fast asleep in the middle of the floor. \u201cIs that the dog we\u2019re supposed to beware of?\u201d The stranger asks the owner. \u201cThat\u2019s him.\u201d The owner replied. \u201cHe doesn\u2019t look &#8230; <a title=\"A Stranger Walks Into A Ma Pa Store.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28140\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Stranger Walks Into A Ma Pa Store.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28141,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28140"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28142,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28140\/revisions\/28142"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}