{"id":28137,"date":"2023-12-29T14:37:09","date_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:37:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28137"},"modified":"2023-12-29T14:37:09","modified_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:37:09","slug":"a-blonde-walks-by-a-travel-agency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28137","title":{"rendered":"A blonde walks by a travel agency."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A blonde walks past a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, \u201cCruise Special \u2013 $99!\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>She walks in, puts her money on the counter, and says, \u201cI\u2019d like the $99 cruise special, please.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.<\/p>\n<p>A second blonde walks by a few minutes later sees the sign, walks in, puts her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special.<\/p>\n<p>She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.<\/p>\n<p>Drifting into the stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde.<\/p>\n<p>They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, \u201cDo they serve refreshments on this cruise?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second blonde replies, \u201d They didn\u2019t last year.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde walks past a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, \u201cCruise Special \u2013 $99!\u201d She walks in, puts her money on the counter, and says, \u201cI\u2019d like the $99 cruise special, please.\u201d The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags &#8230; <a title=\"A blonde walks by a travel agency.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28137\" aria-label=\"Read more about A blonde walks by a travel agency.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28138,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28139,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28137\/revisions\/28139"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}