{"id":28134,"date":"2023-12-29T14:36:23","date_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:36:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28134"},"modified":"2023-12-29T14:36:23","modified_gmt":"2023-12-29T14:36:23","slug":"there-are-two-blondes-and-a-brunette-on-an-island","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28134","title":{"rendered":"There are two blondes and a brunette on an island."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>There are two blondes and a brunette on an island.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out.<\/p>\n<p>The genie says he will grant them one wish each.<\/p>\n<p>The first blonde says, \u201cI need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.<\/p>\n<p>The second blonde says, \u201cI need to get off this island, I need a jetski.\u201d With a flash, a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.<\/p>\n<p>The genie looks enquiringly toward the brunette, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says, \u201cJust give me a million dollars, and I\u2019ll take the bridge.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each. The first blonde says, \u201cI need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat.\u201d With a flash, a rowboat appears and &#8230; <a title=\"There are two blondes and a brunette on an island.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28134\" aria-label=\"Read more about There are two blondes and a brunette on an island.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28135,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28134"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28136,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28134\/revisions\/28136"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}