{"id":28130,"date":"2023-12-28T13:14:09","date_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28130"},"modified":"2023-12-28T13:14:09","modified_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:14:09","slug":"three-small-brown-magic-pellets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28130","title":{"rendered":"Three small brown magic pellets."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his hand.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk replied \u201cThey are brain pills they make you smart.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The bartender says excitedly, \u201cGive me one.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He snatches one from the drunks hand, and gulps it quickly down with water.<\/p>\n<p>In a few minutes he comes back over to the drunk and says he doesn\u2019t feel any smarter.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou probably didn\u2019t take enough.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So the bartender quickly gulps down another one.<\/p>\n<p>Half an hour later the bartender asks for a third pill.<\/p>\n<p>This one he looks at with more care.<\/p>\n<p>He sniffs it and tastes it slowly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy, this is nothing but sheep manure!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSee,\u201d says the drunk, \u201cyou\u2019re getting smarter already.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-28131 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/f3b9113eb47cc2f6b22b22dbe1662e8b-420x420-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/f3b9113eb47cc2f6b22b22dbe1662e8b-420x420-1.jpg 420w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/f3b9113eb47cc2f6b22b22dbe1662e8b-420x420-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/f3b9113eb47cc2f6b22b22dbe1662e8b-420x420-1-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his hand. The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk replied \u201cThey are brain pills they make you smart.\u201d The bartender says excitedly, \u201cGive me one.\u201d He snatches one from the drunks hand, and gulps it quickly down with water. &#8230; <a title=\"Three small brown magic pellets.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28130\" aria-label=\"Read more about Three small brown magic pellets.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28132,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28130"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28133,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28130\/revisions\/28133"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}