{"id":28127,"date":"2023-12-28T13:12:02","date_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:12:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28127"},"modified":"2023-12-28T13:12:02","modified_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:12:02","slug":"a-blonde-a-russian-an-american","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28127","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde, a Russian an American"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking about space.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The Russian said, \u201cWe were the first in space.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The American said, \u201cWe were the first to walk on the moon.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde said, \u201cWe are going to be the first on the sun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Russian and the American looked at each other and said, \u201cYou cannot walk on the sun, you will burn up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde replied, \u201cDo you think we\u2019re stupid? 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