{"id":28127,"date":"2023-12-28T13:12:02","date_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:12:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28127"},"modified":"2023-12-28T13:12:02","modified_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:12:02","slug":"a-blonde-a-russian-an-american","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28127","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde, a Russian an American"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking about space.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The Russian said, \u201cWe were the first in space.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The American said, \u201cWe were the first to walk on the moon.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde said, \u201cWe are going to be the first on the sun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Russian and the American looked at each other and said, \u201cYou cannot walk on the sun, you will burn up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde replied, \u201cDo you think we\u2019re stupid? We will go at night.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Ice Fishing Blonde<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking about space. The Russian said, \u201cWe were the first in space.\u201d The American said, \u201cWe were the first to walk on the moon.\u201d The blonde said, \u201cWe are going to be the first on the sun.\u201d The Russian and the American looked at each other and &#8230; <a title=\"A Blonde, a Russian an American\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28127\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Blonde, a Russian an American\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28128,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28129,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28127\/revisions\/28129"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}