{"id":28124,"date":"2023-12-28T13:10:36","date_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28124"},"modified":"2023-12-28T13:10:36","modified_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:10:36","slug":"a-man-bought-a-lie-detector-robot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28124","title":{"rendered":"A man bought a lie detector robot."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A man bought a lie detector robot.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar.<\/p>\n<p>He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him.<\/p>\n<p>Dad: \u201cSon, where were you today during school hours?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>SON: \u201cAt school.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The robot slaps the son.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOuch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>DAD: \u201cWhich one?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>SON: \u201cHarry Potter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The robot slaps the son again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOw! Okay, jeez \u2013 I was watching an a-dult movie, okay?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>DAD: \u201cWhat?? When I was your age I didn\u2019t even know those existed!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Robot slaps Dad.<\/p>\n<p>MOM: \u201cHahaha! He\u2019s your son, after all!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The robot slaps the mother.<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!!<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man bought a lie detector robot. Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar. He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him. Dad: \u201cSon, where were you today during school hours?\u201d SON: \u201cAt school.\u201d The robot slaps the son. \u201cOuch! Okay &#8230; <a title=\"A man bought a lie detector robot.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28124\" aria-label=\"Read more about A man bought a lie detector robot.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28125,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28124"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28126,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28124\/revisions\/28126"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}