{"id":28121,"date":"2023-12-28T13:08:21","date_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28121"},"modified":"2023-12-28T13:08:21","modified_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:08:21","slug":"a-lady-goes-into-the-butcher-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28121","title":{"rendered":"A lady goes into the butcher shop"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>A lady goes into the butcher\u2019s shop and while walking around the store, she sees a beef tongue on the butcher\u2019s counter.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The lady asks, \u201cWhat in the world is that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBeef tongue,\u201d replies the butcher.<\/p>\n<p>The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, \u201cNo way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal\u2019s mouth!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The butcher nods sympathetically and glances at the woman\u2019s shopping cart,\u00a0\u201cI see you\u2019re buying a dozen eggs, however.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lady goes into the butcher\u2019s shop and while walking around the store, she sees a beef tongue on the butcher\u2019s counter. The lady asks, \u201cWhat in the world is that?\u201d \u201cBeef tongue,\u201d replies the butcher. The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, \u201cNo way would I put anything in my mouth that came out &#8230; <a title=\"A lady goes into the butcher shop\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28121\" aria-label=\"Read more about A lady goes into the butcher shop\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28122,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28121"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28123,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28121\/revisions\/28123"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}