{"id":28117,"date":"2023-12-28T13:06:01","date_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28117"},"modified":"2023-12-28T13:06:01","modified_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:06:01","slug":"an-angry-woman-with-two-kids-enters-walmart-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28117","title":{"rendered":"An angry woman with two kids enters Walmart."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>An angry woman with two kids enters Walmart, shouting angrily at the children and at anyone who crosses her path.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The greeter at the reception says cheerfully to her: \u201cGood morning and welcome to Walmart.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShut the F up.\u201d Grunts the woman.<\/p>\n<p>Unperturbed, he says: \u201cCute kids! Are they twins?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The horrible woman stopped shouting just enough to say, \u201cHell, they\u2019re not twins! The older one is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just stupid?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNeither. It\u2019s just hard to believe someone slept with you twice.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An angry woman with two kids enters Walmart, shouting angrily at the children and at anyone who crosses her path. The greeter at the reception says cheerfully to her: \u201cGood morning and welcome to Walmart.\u201d \u201cShut the F up.\u201d Grunts the woman. Unperturbed, he says: \u201cCute kids! Are they twins?\u201d The horrible woman stopped shouting &#8230; <a title=\"An angry woman with two kids enters Walmart.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28117\" aria-label=\"Read more about An angry woman with two kids enters Walmart.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28118,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28119,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28117\/revisions\/28119"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}