{"id":28113,"date":"2023-12-28T13:01:29","date_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28113"},"modified":"2023-12-28T13:06:31","modified_gmt":"2023-12-28T13:06:31","slug":"7-year-old-son-came-in-from-school-today-and-asked-his-father","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28113","title":{"rendered":"7 year old son came in from school today and asked his father"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>My 7-year-old son came in from school today and asked me, \u201cDad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?\u201d<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cErm, I don\u2019t know\u201d, I replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMickey Mouse,\u201d he replied laughing.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDonald Duck\u201d, I replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, all ducks you idiot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-28114\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/bo-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/bo-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/bo-1-768x402.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>A Dad Asked A Question To Little Johnny.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<h2><strong>Dad: Who do you love more, Mom or Dad?<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Little Johnny: BOTH<\/p>\n<p>Dad: Ok, if I go to America and your mom goes to Paris, where will you go?<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny: Paris.<\/p>\n<p>Dad: Does that mean you love your mom more?<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny: No, that means I like Paris.<\/p>\n<p>Dad: Ok if I go to Paris and your mum goes to America, where will you go?<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny: America!<\/p>\n<p>Dad: (Angry) Why!?<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny: Well, coz I\u2019ve been to Paris before!<\/p>\n<p>Dad: (Angry) When did you go to Paris??<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny: In the first question you asked.<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 7-year-old son came in from school today and asked me, \u201cDad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?\u201d \u201cErm, I don\u2019t know\u201d, I replied. \u201cMickey Mouse,\u201d he replied laughing. \u201cDad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs?\u201d \u201cDonald Duck\u201d, I replied. \u201cNo, all ducks you idiot.\u201d LOL!! 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