{"id":28097,"date":"2023-12-24T09:47:58","date_gmt":"2023-12-24T09:47:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28097"},"modified":"2023-12-24T09:47:58","modified_gmt":"2023-12-24T09:47:58","slug":"i-was-driving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28097","title":{"rendered":"I was driving.."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera.<\/p>\n<p>I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding.<\/p>\n<p>Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.<\/p>\n<p>Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more,<br \/>\nbut the traffic camera again flashed.<\/p>\n<p>I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail\u2019s pace.<\/p>\n<p>Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.<\/p>\n<p>You know, you just can\u2019t fix stupid.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-28098 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/412788558_217751768042571_4384550647810820621_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"609\" height=\"489\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera &#8230; <a title=\"I was driving..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28097\" aria-label=\"Read more about I was driving..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28098,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28097"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28099,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28097\/revisions\/28099"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}