{"id":28038,"date":"2023-12-19T23:43:18","date_gmt":"2023-12-19T23:43:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28038"},"modified":"2023-12-19T23:43:18","modified_gmt":"2023-12-19T23:43:18","slug":"3-guys-go-in-for-a-job-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28038","title":{"rendered":"3 Guys Go In For A Job Interview"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>3 guys go in for a job interview.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The first guy goes in, and the best job interview he\u2019s ever done in his life.<\/p>\n<p>The interview ends, the interviewer says: \u201cBy the way, do you notice anything strange about me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah,\u201d the guy says\u2026 \u201cYou don\u2019t have any EARS, man!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry,\u201d says the interviewer, \u201cbut I\u2019m very sensitive about my ears, I\u2019m afraid you\u2019re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second guy goes in, it\u2019s the same thing, he is doing amazing, and the best job interview ever. Talks himself into 20K a year more than the advertised salary.<\/p>\n<p>The interview ends, the interviewer says: \u201cBy the way, do you notice anything strange about me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah,\u201d the guy says\u2026 \u201cYou don\u2019t have any EARS, man!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry,\u201d says the interviewer, \u201cbut I\u2019m very sensitive about my ears, I\u2019m afraid you\u2019re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So the third guy\u2019s about to go in, but the first and second guy stops him and warns him: \u201cHey, I don\u2019t care how good you\u2019re doing, how comfortable you feel, don\u2019t say ANYTHING about his ears, he\u2019ll throw you right out!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So the third guy goes in. Again, same thing, an AMAZING interview.<\/p>\n<p>The interview ends, the interviewer says: \u201cBy the way, do you notice anything strange about me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The third guy looks real close, squints his eyes a bit, and says: \u201cYeah. You wear contact lenses, don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWOW!\u201d says the interviewer, \u201cThat is REALLY perceptive of you! How did you know?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell\u2026\u201d Says guy three\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou sure as hell couldn\u2019t wear glasses!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 guys go in for a job interview. The first guy goes in, and the best job interview he\u2019s ever done in his life. The interview ends, the interviewer says: \u201cBy the way, do you notice anything strange about me?\u201d \u201cYeah,\u201d the guy says\u2026 \u201cYou don\u2019t have any EARS, man!\u201d \u201cI\u2019m sorry,\u201d says the interviewer, &#8230; <a title=\"3 Guys Go In For A Job Interview\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28038\" aria-label=\"Read more about 3 Guys Go In For A Job Interview\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28039,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28038"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28038\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28040,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28038\/revisions\/28040"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}