{"id":28021,"date":"2023-12-17T22:14:34","date_gmt":"2023-12-17T22:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28021"},"modified":"2023-12-17T22:14:34","modified_gmt":"2023-12-17T22:14:34","slug":"little-johnny-wanted-to-go-to-the-zoo-and-pestered-his-parents-for-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28021","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.<\/p>\n<p>The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.<\/p>\n<p>He wondered where all the other animals were but was still happy to see the horses.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGreat,\u201d Little Johnny replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo how was it?\u201d his mother asked when they returned home.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGreat,\u201d Little Johnny replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you and your father have a good time?\u201d His mother asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, Daddy especially liked it,\u201d Little Johnny exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! 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