{"id":28021,"date":"2023-12-17T22:14:34","date_gmt":"2023-12-17T22:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28021"},"modified":"2023-12-17T22:14:34","modified_gmt":"2023-12-17T22:14:34","slug":"little-johnny-wanted-to-go-to-the-zoo-and-pestered-his-parents-for-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28021","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.<\/p>\n<p>The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.<\/p>\n<p>He wondered where all the other animals were but was still happy to see the horses.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGreat,\u201d Little Johnny replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo how was it?\u201d his mother asked when they returned home.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGreat,\u201d Little Johnny replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you and your father have a good time?\u201d His mother asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, Daddy especially liked it,\u201d Little Johnny exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo. He wondered where all the other animals were but was still happy to see &#8230; <a title=\"Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28021\" aria-label=\"Read more about Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28022,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28021"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28023,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28021\/revisions\/28023"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}