{"id":28021,"date":"2023-12-17T22:14:34","date_gmt":"2023-12-17T22:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28021"},"modified":"2023-12-17T22:14:34","modified_gmt":"2023-12-17T22:14:34","slug":"little-johnny-wanted-to-go-to-the-zoo-and-pestered-his-parents-for-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28021","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.<\/p>\n<p>The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.<\/p>\n<p>He wondered where all the other animals were but was still happy to see the horses.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGreat,\u201d Little Johnny replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo how was it?\u201d his mother asked when they returned home.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGreat,\u201d Little Johnny replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you and your father have a good time?\u201d His mother asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, Daddy especially liked it,\u201d Little Johnny exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554416\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28022,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28021"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28023,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28021\/revisions\/28023"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}