{"id":28010,"date":"2023-12-13T19:13:27","date_gmt":"2023-12-13T19:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28010"},"modified":"2023-12-13T19:13:27","modified_gmt":"2023-12-13T19:13:27","slug":"a-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28010","title":{"rendered":"A Teacher\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.<\/p>\n<p>She went back to find out what was going on. 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