{"id":28010,"date":"2023-12-13T19:13:27","date_gmt":"2023-12-13T19:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28010"},"modified":"2023-12-13T19:13:27","modified_gmt":"2023-12-13T19:13:27","slug":"a-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28010","title":{"rendered":"A Teacher\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.<\/p>\n<p>She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher told him to go down to the principal\u2019s office; he was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-28012 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/image-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"230\" height=\"219\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He did, and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.<\/p>\n<p>She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI thought I told you to call your Mom,\u201d she screamed. \u201cI did,\u201d he said, \u201cand she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she\u2019d come and pick me up from school.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"3\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554416\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28011,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28010"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28013,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28010\/revisions\/28013"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}