{"id":28005,"date":"2023-12-12T11:16:30","date_gmt":"2023-12-12T11:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28005"},"modified":"2023-12-12T11:16:30","modified_gmt":"2023-12-12T11:16:30","slug":"two-old-ladies-dolly-and-ruby-were-talking-about-their-grandchildren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28005","title":{"rendered":"Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-28006 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/6456tr.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"685\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-28007 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/456trty566.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"426\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, &#8220;Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous chequeinside. I never hear from them&#8230; never receive a thank you message.&#8221; Ruby replies, &#8220;I too send my you message. Ruby replies, &#8220;I too send my grandchildren a very generous cheque I hear from them within a week after they receive it. In fact, they each pay me a personal visit.&#8221; &#8220;Wow! How come?&#8221;remarked Dolly. &#8220;Very simple solution&#8230; I don&#8217;t sign the cheque<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, &#8220;Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous chequeinside. I never hear from them&#8230; never receive a thank you message.&#8221; Ruby replies, &#8220;I too send my you message. Ruby replies, &#8220;I too send my grandchildren a very &#8230; <a title=\"Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren\u2026.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=28005\" aria-label=\"Read more about Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren\u2026.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":28008,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28005"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28009,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28005\/revisions\/28009"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/28008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}