{"id":27993,"date":"2023-12-10T13:58:19","date_gmt":"2023-12-10T13:58:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27993"},"modified":"2023-12-10T14:02:40","modified_gmt":"2023-12-10T14:02:40","slug":"surprise-birthday-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27993","title":{"rendered":"Surprise Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>Why did I get divorced?\u00a0Well, last week was my birthday.<\/p>\n<p>My wife didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday.\u00a0My parents forgot and so did my kids.<\/p>\n<p>I went to work and even my colleagues didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday.<\/p>\n<p>As I entered my office, my secretary said, \u201cHappy birthday, boss!\u201d I felt so special.<\/p>\n<p>She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.<\/p>\n<p>We went there and she said, \u201cDo you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?\u201d \u201cOkay,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, \u201cSURPRISE!!!\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026while I was waiting on the sofa\u2026 naked.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-27994 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/ghfg-610x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"309\" height=\"519\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/ghfg-610x1024.png 610w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/ghfg-768x1290.png 768w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/ghfg-914x1536.png 914w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/ghfg.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 309px) 100vw, 309px\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why did I get divorced?\u00a0Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday.\u00a0My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn\u2019t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, \u201cHappy birthday, boss!\u201d I felt so special. She &#8230; <a title=\"Surprise Birthday\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27993\" aria-label=\"Read more about Surprise Birthday\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27997,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27993"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27995,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27993\/revisions\/27995"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}