{"id":27990,"date":"2023-12-09T15:37:36","date_gmt":"2023-12-09T15:37:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27990"},"modified":"2023-12-09T15:37:36","modified_gmt":"2023-12-09T15:37:36","slug":"youve-got-to-make-love-to-me-this-very-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27990","title":{"rendered":"You\u2019ve got to make love to me this very moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,<\/p>\n<p>\u2026wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in.<\/p>\n<p>As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, \u201cYou\u2019ve got to make love to me this very moment!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My eyes lit up and I thought, \u201cI am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.<\/p>\n<p>Afterward, she said, \u201cThanks,\u201d and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.<\/p>\n<p>Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, \u201cWhat was that all about?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She explained, \u201cThe egg timer\u2019s broken.\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, \u2026wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, \u201cYou\u2019ve got to make love to me this very moment!\u201d My eyes lit up and I thought, &#8230; <a title=\"You\u2019ve got to make love to me this very moment\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27990\" aria-label=\"Read more about You\u2019ve got to make love to me this very moment\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27991,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27990"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27990\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27992,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27990\/revisions\/27992"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}