{"id":27960,"date":"2023-12-04T15:51:23","date_gmt":"2023-12-04T15:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27960"},"modified":"2023-12-04T15:51:23","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T15:51:23","slug":"well-we-can-sure-try","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27960","title":{"rendered":"Well, We Can Sure Try!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel.<\/b><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><b>He looked at her and asked,<\/b><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cDo you think we can still do that?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cWell, we can sure try!\u201d she answered.<\/b><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><b>So they shuffled off to the bedroom.<\/b><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><b>He went into the bathroom to get ready and she took off all her clothes in the bedroom.<\/b><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><b>When he came out of the bathroom, he saw her standing on her head in the middle of the bedroom floor.<\/b><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cWhat are you doing, sweetheart?\u201d he asked.<\/b><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cWell,\u201d she replied,<\/b><\/p>\n<p dir=\"auto\"><b>\u201cI thought if you couldn\u2019t get it up, maybe you could just drop it in!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, \u201cDo you think we can still do that?\u201d \u201cWell, we can sure try!\u201d she answered. So they shuffled off to the bedroom. He went into the bathroom to get ready and she &#8230; <a title=\"Well, We Can Sure Try!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27960\" aria-label=\"Read more about Well, We Can Sure Try!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27961,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27960"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27962,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27960\/revisions\/27962"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}