{"id":27869,"date":"2023-11-17T09:26:59","date_gmt":"2023-11-17T09:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27869"},"modified":"2023-11-17T09:26:59","modified_gmt":"2023-11-17T09:26:59","slug":"a-guy-sends-a-text-to-his-next-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27869","title":{"rendered":"A guy sends a text to his next-door"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor<br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cJim, I\u2019m sorry. I\u2019ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I have been helping myself to your wife when you\u2019re not around,<br \/>\nprobably more than you. I know it\u2019s no excuse but I don\u2019t get it at home.<br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I can\u2019t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you\u2019ll accept my sincerest apology.<br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>It won\u2019t happen again.\u201d<br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Feeling outrage and betrayed, Jim grabs his gun,<br \/>\ngoes into the bedroom &#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>and without a word, shoots his wife.<br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Moments later the guy gets a second text:<br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cReally should use spell check! That should be \u2018wifi<\/b><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor \u201cJim, I\u2019m sorry. I\u2019ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you\u2019re not around, probably more than you. I know it\u2019s no excuse but I don\u2019t get it at home. I can\u2019t live with the &#8230; <a title=\"A guy sends a text to his next-door\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27869\" aria-label=\"Read more about A guy sends a text to his next-door\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27870,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27869"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27871,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27869\/revisions\/27871"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}