{"id":27864,"date":"2023-10-27T16:15:08","date_gmt":"2023-10-27T16:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27864"},"modified":"2023-10-27T16:15:08","modified_gmt":"2023-10-27T16:15:08","slug":"husband-and-wife-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27864","title":{"rendered":"HUSBAND AND WIFE! (FUNNY STORY)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed, when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.<\/p>\n<p><strong>WIFE:<\/strong> \u201cWhat would you do if I died? Would you get married again?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>HUSBAND:<\/strong> \u201cDefinitely not!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>WIFE:<\/strong> \u201cWhy not \u2013 don\u2019t you like being married?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>HUSBAND:<\/strong> \u201cOf course I do.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>WIFE:<\/strong> \u201cThen why wouldn\u2019t you remarry?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>HUSBAND:<\/strong> \u201cOkay, I\u2019d get married again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>WIFE:<\/strong> \u201cYou would?\u201d (with a hurtful look on her face).<\/p>\n<p><strong>HUSBAND:<\/strong> (makes audible groan).<\/p>\n<p><strong>WIFE:<\/strong> \u201cWould you live in our house?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>HUSBAND:<\/strong> \u201cSure, it\u2019s a great house.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>WIFE:<\/strong> \u201cWould you sleep with her in our bed?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>HUSBAND:<\/strong> \u201cWhere else would we sleep?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>WIFE:<\/strong> \u201cWould you let her drive my car?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>HUSBAND:<\/strong> \u201cProbably, it is almost new.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>WIFE:<\/strong> \u201cWould you replace my pictures with hers?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>HUSBAND:<\/strong> \u201cThat would seem like the proper thing to do.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>WIFE:<\/strong> \u201cWould she use my golf clubs?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>HUSBAND:<\/strong> \u201cNo, she\u2019s left-handed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed, when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: \u201cWhat would you do if I died? Would you get married again?\u201d HUSBAND: \u201cDefinitely not!\u201d WIFE: \u201cWhy not \u2013 don\u2019t you like being married?\u201d HUSBAND: \u201cOf course I do.\u201d WIFE: \u201cThen why wouldn\u2019t &#8230; <a title=\"HUSBAND AND WIFE! (FUNNY STORY)\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27864\" aria-label=\"Read more about HUSBAND AND WIFE! 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