{"id":27771,"date":"2023-09-08T18:28:16","date_gmt":"2023-09-08T18:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27771"},"modified":"2023-09-08T18:28:16","modified_gmt":"2023-09-08T18:28:16","slug":"a-very-old-lady-entered-a-crowded-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27771","title":{"rendered":"A Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a\u00a0walker gets on.<\/p>\n<p>All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up\u00a0the remaining standing places but she stands close to\u00a0me, staring me in the eyes.<\/p>\n<p>After 5 minutes of this, I kindly ask, \u2018may I help you?\u2019<\/p>\n<p>She replies, \u201cyes, I have been waiting here for 5\u00a0minutes now and you have not offered to give me your\u00a0seat \u201c<\/p>\n<p>Can you give me a good reason why I should?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I can give you 5.<\/p>\n<p>I am an old woman of 86, I have near\u00a0paralysis in my left leg, a hip that has been replaced\u00a0twice, my husband died 3 days ago and every second I\u00a0stand up is pure agony.<\/p>\n<p>Can you give me as many\u00a0reasons why you deserve the seat more?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, only one. 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