{"id":27634,"date":"2023-05-16T17:30:06","date_gmt":"2023-05-16T17:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27634"},"modified":"2023-05-16T19:39:43","modified_gmt":"2023-05-16T19:39:43","slug":"the-teacher-asked-her-a-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27634","title":{"rendered":"The teacher asked her a question"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>Josey wasn\u2019t the best pupil at Sunday school.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cWho is the creator of the universe?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Josey jumped and yelled, \u201cGod almighty!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The teacher congratulated her.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>A little later the teacher asked her another question, \u201cTell me who is our lord and savior?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, \u201cJesus Christ!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The teacher congratulated her again.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Later on the teacher asked, \u201cWhat did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, \u201cIf you stick that thing in me again, I\u2019ll snap it in half and stick it up your bum!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Josey wasn\u2019t the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. \u201cWho is the creator of the universe?\u201d Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, \u201cGod &#8230; <a title=\"The teacher asked her a question\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27634\" aria-label=\"Read more about The teacher asked her a question\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27635,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27634"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27640,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27634\/revisions\/27640"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}