{"id":27620,"date":"2023-05-11T21:00:58","date_gmt":"2023-05-11T21:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27620"},"modified":"2023-05-11T21:00:58","modified_gmt":"2023-05-11T21:00:58","slug":"a-man-came-back-early-from-his-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27620","title":{"rendered":"A Man Came Back Early From His Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h4>One Day A Man Came Back Early From His Office.<\/h4>\n<h4>He Was Shocked To See His Wife With Another Guy.<\/h4>\n<h4>He Told His Wife To Go Out Of The Room.<\/h4>\n<h4>Then He Said To The Guy: \u201cWhat Are You Doing Here?\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>The Guy Replied \u201cI Love Your Wife &amp; She Loves Me Too.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>The Man Said: \u201cI Know That My Wife Loves Me &amp; Not You.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>After A Long Conversation They Decided: \u201cWe\u2019ll Lets Hold Our Guns &amp; Fire At Each Other &amp; Pretend To Be Dead.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>\u201cShe Will Mourn For The Guy She Loves The Most &amp; The Other Person Will Get Out Of Their Lives.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>The Wife Heard The Gunshots, She Came Into The Room, Shocked And Surprised, Stood Staring At Both The Dead Bodies.<\/h4>\n<h4>Suddenly She Started Laughing Out Loudly, Rejoicing And Shouted.<\/h4>\n<h4>\u201cBob Get Out Of That Wardrobe, These 2 Idiots Are Dead Now!\u201d<\/h4>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Day A Man Came Back Early From His Office. He Was Shocked To See His Wife With Another Guy. He Told His Wife To Go Out Of The Room. Then He Said To The Guy: \u201cWhat Are You Doing Here?\u201d The Guy Replied \u201cI Love Your Wife &amp; She Loves Me Too.\u201d The Man &#8230; <a title=\"A Man Came Back Early From His Office\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27620\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Man Came Back Early From His Office\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27621,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27620"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27622,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27620\/revisions\/27622"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}