{"id":27617,"date":"2023-05-11T17:27:46","date_gmt":"2023-05-11T17:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27617"},"modified":"2023-05-11T17:27:46","modified_gmt":"2023-05-11T17:27:46","slug":"this-lady-is-shopping-in-a-supermarket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27617","title":{"rendered":"This lady is shopping in a supermarket"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h3><b>This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts.<\/b><\/h3>\n<div class=\"separator\">\n<h3><b>Making sure she goes through his line she leans over and asks if he\u2019ll carry her groceries out to which he responds, \u201cSure lady\u201d.<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3><b>They no sooner get out of the store and &#8230;\u00a0<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3><b>They no sooner get out of the store and\u00a0<\/b><b>she again leans over and whispers,<\/b><\/h3>\n<h3><b>\u201cYou know, I have an Itchy private part\u201d, to which he responds, \u201cYou\u2019ll have to point it out to me lady, all those Japanese cars look alike!!\u201d<\/b><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts. 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