{"id":27613,"date":"2023-05-10T16:32:24","date_gmt":"2023-05-10T16:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27613"},"modified":"2023-05-10T16:38:10","modified_gmt":"2023-05-10T16:38:10","slug":"she-gets-out-of-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27613","title":{"rendered":"She gets out of bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>As she\u2019s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles and says, \u201cSomeone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>She thought this was a bit odd, but decides to ignore it and keeps on walking.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>A few moments later she runs into another nun who says, \u201cSomeone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>By the end of the hallway and after 5 more encounters the nun is FURIOUS, and marches straight to the head sister\u2019s office and throws the door open.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The head nun goes to speak, when the other shouts &#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cDON\u2019T YOU DARE TELL ME I GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED THIS MORNING! 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