{"id":27613,"date":"2023-05-10T16:32:24","date_gmt":"2023-05-10T16:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27613"},"modified":"2023-05-10T16:38:10","modified_gmt":"2023-05-10T16:38:10","slug":"she-gets-out-of-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27613","title":{"rendered":"She gets out of bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><b>She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>As she\u2019s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles and says, \u201cSomeone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>She thought this was a bit odd, but decides to ignore it and keeps on walking.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>A few moments later she runs into another nun who says, \u201cSomeone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>By the end of the hallway and after 5 more encounters the nun is FURIOUS, and marches straight to the head sister\u2019s office and throws the door open.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The head nun goes to speak, when the other shouts &#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>\u201cDON\u2019T YOU DARE TELL ME I GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED THIS MORNING! IT\u2019S ALL I\u2019VE HEARD THIS MORNING AND I\u2019M FED UP WITH IT!\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The head nun, stunned, says calmly, \u201cI was going to say nothing of the sort! I was merely going to ask why are you wearing the bishop\u2019s slippers?\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she\u2019s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles and says, \u201cSomeone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!\u201d She thought this was a bit odd, but decides to ignore it and keeps on &#8230; <a title=\"She gets out of bed\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27613\" aria-label=\"Read more about She gets out of bed\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27614,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27615,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27613\/revisions\/27615"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}