{"id":27610,"date":"2023-05-10T09:28:13","date_gmt":"2023-05-10T09:28:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27610"},"modified":"2023-05-10T09:28:13","modified_gmt":"2023-05-10T09:28:13","slug":"my-wife-and-i-were-sitting-at-a-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27610","title":{"rendered":"My wife and I were sitting at a table"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h3>My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion,<\/h3>\n<h3>and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.<\/h3>\n<h3>I asked her, \u201cDo you know him?\u201d<\/h3>\n<h3>\u201cYes\u201d, she sighed.<\/h3>\n<h3>\u201cHe\u2019s my old boyfriend.\u201d<\/h3>\n<h3>I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn\u2019t been sober since.<\/h3>\n<h3>\u201cMy God!\u201d I said, \u201cWho would think a person could go on celebrating that long?\u201d<\/h3>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, \u201cDo you know him?\u201d \u201cYes\u201d, she sighed. \u201cHe\u2019s my old boyfriend.\u201d I understand he took to drinking right after &#8230; <a title=\"My wife and I were sitting at a table\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27610\" aria-label=\"Read more about My wife and I were sitting at a table\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27611,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27610"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27612,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27610\/revisions\/27612"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}