{"id":27606,"date":"2023-05-09T10:02:38","date_gmt":"2023-05-09T10:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27606"},"modified":"2023-05-09T10:06:00","modified_gmt":"2023-05-09T10:06:00","slug":"pray-for-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27606","title":{"rendered":"Pray For Gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n\r\n<h4 class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.<\/strong><\/h4>\r\n<h4>\r\n\r\n<\/h4>\r\n<h4 class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.<\/strong><\/h4>\r\n<h4>\r\n\r\n<\/h4>\r\n<h4 class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>\u201cI PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE\u2026 I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO\u2026 I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR\u2026\u201d<\/strong><\/h4>\r\n<h4>\r\n\r\n<\/h4>\r\n<h4 class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, \u201cWhy are you shouting your prayers? God isn\u2019t deaf.\u201d<\/strong><\/h4>\r\n<h4>\r\n\r\n<\/h4>\r\n<h4 class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>To which the little brother replied, \u201cNo, but Grandma is!\u201d<\/strong><\/h4>\r\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. \u201cI PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE\u2026 I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO\u2026 I PRAY FOR A &#8230; <a title=\"Pray For Gifts\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27606\" aria-label=\"Read more about Pray For Gifts\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27607,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[178,177,176],"class_list":["post-27606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke","tag-christmas","tag-gifts","tag-two-young-boys"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27606"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27609,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27606\/revisions\/27609"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}