{"id":27599,"date":"2023-05-04T08:23:16","date_gmt":"2023-05-04T08:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27599"},"modified":"2023-05-04T08:23:16","modified_gmt":"2023-05-04T08:23:16","slug":"man-refuses-to-bury-his-mother-in-law-in-jerusalem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27599","title":{"rendered":"Man refuses to bury his mother-in-law in Jerusalem"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h4>A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land<\/h4>\n<h4>While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.<\/h4>\n<h4>An undertaker told them, \u201cYou can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>The man thought about it for a while and then told him, \u201cI see.\u00a0 Well, you\u2019d better ship her home then.<\/h4>\n<h4>The undertaker asked \u201cWhy? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and only spend $150?\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4>The man said, \u201cA man died 2,000 years ago.\u00a0 He was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead\u2026<\/h4>\n<h4>\u2026 I just can\u2019t take that chance!\u201d<\/h4>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them, \u201cYou can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.\u201d The man thought about it for a while and &#8230; <a title=\"Man refuses to bury his mother-in-law in Jerusalem\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27599\" aria-label=\"Read more about Man refuses to bury his mother-in-law in Jerusalem\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27600,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27599"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27601,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27599\/revisions\/27601"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}