{"id":27596,"date":"2023-05-02T15:41:44","date_gmt":"2023-05-02T15:41:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596"},"modified":"2023-05-02T15:41:44","modified_gmt":"2023-05-02T15:41:44","slug":"mom-asks-little-johnny-how-his-day-at-school-went","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596","title":{"rendered":"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school.<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">His mother, is very interested &amp; she asks \u201c\u2026How did it go?\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">\u201cI died of shame\u201d\u2026he answers! Annie from over the road,<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">Timmy in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">His mother answers laughingly\u2026<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">\u201cBut that\u2019s no reason to be ashamed?\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">\u201cNo, but I can\u2019t tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!\u201d<\/h4>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested &amp; she asks \u201c\u2026How did it go?\u201d \u201cI died of shame\u201d\u2026he answers! Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at &#8230; <a title=\"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27597,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27598,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27596\/revisions\/27598"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}