{"id":27596,"date":"2023-05-02T15:41:44","date_gmt":"2023-05-02T15:41:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596"},"modified":"2023-05-02T15:41:44","modified_gmt":"2023-05-02T15:41:44","slug":"mom-asks-little-johnny-how-his-day-at-school-went","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596","title":{"rendered":"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school.<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">His mother, is very interested &amp; she asks \u201c\u2026How did it go?\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">\u201cI died of shame\u201d\u2026he answers! Annie from over the road,<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">Timmy in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">His mother answers laughingly\u2026<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">\u201cBut that\u2019s no reason to be ashamed?\u201d<\/h4>\n<h4 dir=\"ltr\">\u201cNo, but I can\u2019t tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!\u201d<\/h4>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested &amp; she asks \u201c\u2026How did it go?\u201d \u201cI died of shame\u201d\u2026he answers! Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at &#8230; <a title=\"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27597,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.8 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested &amp; she asks \u201c\u2026How did it go?\u201d \u201cI died of shame\u201d\u2026he answers! Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"max-image-preview:large\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Recipes\"\/>\n\t<meta name=\"google-site-verification\" content=\"-bGnr_bRkzesbbHCrFT5t9FvlkhTcTS-SGKJrUnU3jM\" \/>\n\t<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"generator\" content=\"All in One SEO (AIOSEO) 4.9.8\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Recipes Online - Recipes Online\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went - Recipes Online\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested &amp; she asks \u201c\u2026How did it go?\u201d \u201cI died of shame\u201d\u2026he answers! Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2023-05-02T15:41:44+00:00\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2023-05-02T15:41:44+00:00\" \/>\n\t\t<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary\" \/>\n\t\t<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went - Recipes Online\" \/>\n\t\t<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested &amp; she asks \u201c\u2026How did it go?\u201d \u201cI died of shame\u201d\u2026he answers! Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at\" \/>\n\t\t<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"aioseo-schema\">\n\t\t\t{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"BlogPosting\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?p=27596#blogposting\",\"name\":\"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went - Recipes Online\",\"headline\":\"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?author=12#author\"},\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2023\\\/05\\\/Untitled-design-4.png\",\"width\":600,\"height\":320},\"datePublished\":\"2023-05-02T15:41:44+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2023-05-02T15:41:44+00:00\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?p=27596#webpage\"},\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?p=27596#webpage\"},\"articleSection\":\"Funny Joke\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?p=27596#breadcrumblist\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com#listItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\",\"nextItem\":{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?cat=165#listItem\",\"name\":\"Funny Joke\"}},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?cat=165#listItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Funny Joke\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?cat=165\",\"nextItem\":{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?p=27596#listItem\",\"name\":\"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went\"},\"previousItem\":{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com#listItem\",\"name\":\"Home\"}},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?p=27596#listItem\",\"position\":3,\"name\":\"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went\",\"previousItem\":{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?cat=165#listItem\",\"name\":\"Funny Joke\"}}]},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Recipes Online\",\"description\":\"Recipes Online\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?author=12#author\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?author=12\",\"name\":\"Recipes\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?p=27596#authorImage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/ab12143f72287e5c78b2c4a4191fb641806e3e7bf93857988f9e214f0ec5138a?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"width\":96,\"height\":96,\"caption\":\"Recipes\"}},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?p=27596#webpage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?p=27596\",\"name\":\"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went - Recipes Online\",\"description\":\"Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested & she asks \\u201c\\u2026How did it go?\\u201d \\u201cI died of shame\\u201d\\u2026he answers! Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/#website\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?p=27596#breadcrumblist\"},\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?author=12#author\"},\"creator\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?author=12#author\"},\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2023\\\/05\\\/Untitled-design-4.png\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?p=27596\\\/#mainImage\",\"width\":600,\"height\":320},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/?p=27596#mainImage\"},\"datePublished\":\"2023-05-02T15:41:44+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2023-05-02T15:41:44+00:00\"},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/\",\"name\":\"Recipes Online\",\"description\":\"Recipes Online\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mrhealthyalternative.com\\\/#organization\"}}]}\n\t\t<\/script>\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO -->\n\n","aioseo_head_json":{"title":"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went - Recipes Online","description":"Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested & she asks \u201c\u2026How did it go?\u201d \u201cI died of shame\u201d\u2026he answers! Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at","canonical_url":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596","robots":"max-image-preview:large","keywords":"","webmasterTools":{"google-site-verification":"-bGnr_bRkzesbbHCrFT5t9FvlkhTcTS-SGKJrUnU3jM","miscellaneous":""},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"BlogPosting","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596#blogposting","name":"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went - Recipes Online","headline":"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?author=12#author"},"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/#organization"},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Untitled-design-4.png","width":600,"height":320},"datePublished":"2023-05-02T15:41:44+00:00","dateModified":"2023-05-02T15:41:44+00:00","inLanguage":"en-US","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596#webpage"},"isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596#webpage"},"articleSection":"Funny Joke"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596#breadcrumblist","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com#listItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com","nextItem":{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?cat=165#listItem","name":"Funny Joke"}},{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?cat=165#listItem","position":2,"name":"Funny Joke","item":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?cat=165","nextItem":{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596#listItem","name":"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went"},"previousItem":{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com#listItem","name":"Home"}},{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596#listItem","position":3,"name":"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went","previousItem":{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?cat=165#listItem","name":"Funny Joke"}}]},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/#organization","name":"Recipes Online","description":"Recipes Online","url":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?author=12#author","url":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?author=12","name":"Recipes","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596#authorImage","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/ab12143f72287e5c78b2c4a4191fb641806e3e7bf93857988f9e214f0ec5138a?s=96&d=mm&r=g","width":96,"height":96,"caption":"Recipes"}},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596#webpage","url":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596","name":"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went - Recipes Online","description":"Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested & she asks \u201c\u2026How did it go?\u201d \u201cI died of shame\u201d\u2026he answers! Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at","inLanguage":"en-US","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/#website"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596#breadcrumblist"},"author":{"@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?author=12#author"},"creator":{"@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?author=12#author"},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Untitled-design-4.png","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596\/#mainImage","width":600,"height":320},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596#mainImage"},"datePublished":"2023-05-02T15:41:44+00:00","dateModified":"2023-05-02T15:41:44+00:00"},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/","name":"Recipes Online","description":"Recipes Online","inLanguage":"en-US","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/#organization"}}]},"og:locale":"en_US","og:site_name":"Recipes Online - Recipes Online","og:type":"article","og:title":"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went - Recipes Online","og:description":"Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested &amp; she asks \u201c\u2026How did it go?\u201d \u201cI died of shame\u201d\u2026he answers! Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at","og:url":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596","article:published_time":"2023-05-02T15:41:44+00:00","article:modified_time":"2023-05-02T15:41:44+00:00","twitter:card":"summary","twitter:title":"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went - Recipes Online","twitter:description":"Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested &amp; she asks \u201c\u2026How did it go?\u201d \u201cI died of shame\u201d\u2026he answers! Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at"},"aioseo_meta_data":{"post_id":"27596","title":null,"description":null,"keywords":null,"keyphrases":null,"primary_term":null,"canonical_url":null,"og_title":null,"og_description":null,"og_object_type":"default","og_image_type":"default","og_image_url":null,"og_image_width":null,"og_image_height":null,"og_image_custom_url":null,"og_image_custom_fields":null,"og_video":null,"og_custom_url":null,"og_article_section":null,"og_article_tags":null,"twitter_use_og":false,"twitter_card":"default","twitter_image_type":"default","twitter_image_url":null,"twitter_image_custom_url":null,"twitter_image_custom_fields":null,"twitter_title":null,"twitter_description":null,"schema":{"blockGraphs":[],"customGraphs":[],"default":{"data":{"Article":[],"Course":[],"Dataset":[],"FAQPage":[],"Movie":[],"Person":[],"Product":[],"ProductReview":[],"Car":[],"Recipe":[],"Service":[],"SoftwareApplication":[],"WebPage":[]},"graphName":"","isEnabled":true},"graphs":[]},"schema_type":"default","schema_type_options":null,"pillar_content":false,"robots_default":true,"robots_noindex":false,"robots_noarchive":false,"robots_nosnippet":false,"robots_nofollow":false,"robots_noimageindex":false,"robots_noodp":false,"robots_notranslate":false,"robots_max_snippet":null,"robots_max_videopreview":null,"robots_max_imagepreview":"large","priority":null,"frequency":null,"local_seo":null,"breadcrumb_settings":null,"limit_modified_date":false,"ai":null,"created":"2023-08-15 10:57:48","updated":"2025-06-04 08:35:48","seo_analyzer_scan_date":null},"aioseo_breadcrumb":"<div class=\"aioseo-breadcrumbs\"><span class=\"aioseo-breadcrumb\">\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\" title=\"Home\">Home<\/a>\n\t\t<\/span><span class=\"aioseo-breadcrumb-separator\">&raquo;<\/span><span class=\"aioseo-breadcrumb\">\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?cat=165\" title=\"Funny Joke\">Funny Joke<\/a>\n\t\t<\/span><span class=\"aioseo-breadcrumb-separator\">&raquo;<\/span><span class=\"aioseo-breadcrumb\">\n\t\t\tMom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went\n\t\t<\/span><\/div>","aioseo_breadcrumb_json":[{"label":"Home","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com"},{"label":"Funny Joke","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?cat=165"},{"label":"Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27596"}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27598,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27596\/revisions\/27598"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}