{"id":27586,"date":"2023-04-30T21:11:23","date_gmt":"2023-04-30T21:11:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27586"},"modified":"2023-04-30T21:11:23","modified_gmt":"2023-04-30T21:11:23","slug":"a-married-man-having-a-affair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27586","title":{"rendered":"A married man having a affair"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<h4><b>A married man was having an affair with his secretary.<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house.<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Exhausted from the afternoon\u2019s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>\u201cWhere have you been?\u201d demanded his wife when he entered the house.<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>\u201cDarling,\u201d replied the man &#8230;<\/b><\/h4>\n<h4><b>\u201cI can\u2019t lie to you. 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