{"id":27582,"date":"2023-04-30T16:29:29","date_gmt":"2023-04-30T16:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27582"},"modified":"2023-04-30T16:29:29","modified_gmt":"2023-04-30T16:29:29","slug":"dont-eat-chicken-sandwiches-no-matter-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27582","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! !"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..<\/p>\n<p>Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.<\/p>\n<p>They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!<\/p>\n<p>This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn\u2019t a chicken sandwich.<\/p>\n<p>He said, \u2018Hey, how come you\u2019re not eating chicken, don\u2019t you like it anymore?\u2019<\/p>\n<p>She said \u2018I love it but I have to stop eating it.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Why?\u2019 he asked.<\/p>\n<p>She pointed to her lap and said \u2018Cause I\u2019m starting to grow little feathers down there!\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Let me see\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Okay\u2019 and she showed him.. He looked and said, \u2018That\u2019s right.You are! Better not eat any more chicken.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl,<br \/>\n\u2018I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I\u2019m starting to get feathers down there too!\u2019 She asked if she could look, so he showed her!<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ve already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-27584  aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-little-boy-and-a-little-girl-attended-the-same-school-and-be-512x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"339\" height=\"678\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-little-boy-and-a-little-girl-attended-the-same-school-and-be-512x1024.png 512w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-little-boy-and-a-little-girl-attended-the-same-school-and-be-768x1536.png 768w, https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/A-little-boy-and-a-little-girl-attended-the-same-school-and-be.png 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 339px) 100vw, 339px\" \/><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! 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