{"id":27571,"date":"2023-04-30T07:14:36","date_gmt":"2023-04-30T07:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27571"},"modified":"2023-04-30T07:14:36","modified_gmt":"2023-04-30T07:14:36","slug":"a-group-of-kindergarteners-were-trying-to-become-accustomed-to-the-first-grade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27571","title":{"rendered":"A Group Of Kindergarteners Were Trying To Become Accustomed To The First Grade"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A Group Of Kindergarteners Were Trying To Become Accustomed To The First Grade<\/p>\n<p>The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You need to use &#8216;big people&#8217; words,&#8221; she&#8217;d always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I went to visit my Nana.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people words!&#8221; She then asked Mitchell what he had done.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I took a ride on a choo-choo.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She said: &#8220;No, you took a ride on a train. Use big people words&#8221;. She then asked Bobby what he had done.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I read a book,&#8221; he replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s wonderful!&#8221; the teacher said. &#8220;What book did you read?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said: &#8220;Winnie the Sh*t&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Group Of Kindergarteners Were Trying To Become Accustomed To The First Grade The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. &#8220;You need to use &#8216;big people&#8217; words,&#8221; she&#8217;d always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. &#8220;I went to visit my Nana.&#8221; &#8220;No, &#8230; <a title=\"A Group Of Kindergarteners Were Trying To Become Accustomed To The First Grade\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27571\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Group Of Kindergarteners Were Trying To Become Accustomed To The First Grade\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27572,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27574,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27571\/revisions\/27574"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}