{"id":27567,"date":"2023-04-29T18:25:13","date_gmt":"2023-04-29T18:25:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27567"},"modified":"2023-04-29T18:27:01","modified_gmt":"2023-04-29T18:27:01","slug":"hilarious-husband-wife-bad-joke-of-the-day-fishing-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27567","title":{"rendered":"HILARIOUS HUSBAND WIFE BAD JOKE OF THE DAY: FISHING SURPRISE"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long\u00a0 johns, dressed quietly, \u2026 made my lunch, grabbed\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck,\u2026 and proceeded to back out\u00a0 into a torrential downpour.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad\u00a0 throughout the day.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>There\u00a0 I cuddled up to my wife\u2019s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, \u201cThe weather\u00a0 out there is terrible.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>She sleepily replied, * * * * * * * * *\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cCan you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long\u00a0 johns, dressed quietly, \u2026 made my lunch, grabbed\u00a0 the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck,\u2026 and proceeded to back out\u00a0 into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 &#8230; <a title=\"HILARIOUS HUSBAND WIFE BAD JOKE OF THE DAY: FISHING SURPRISE\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27567\" aria-label=\"Read more about HILARIOUS HUSBAND WIFE BAD JOKE OF THE DAY: FISHING SURPRISE\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27568,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27569,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27567\/revisions\/27569"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}