{"id":27553,"date":"2023-04-28T16:44:38","date_gmt":"2023-04-28T16:44:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27553"},"modified":"2023-04-28T16:44:38","modified_gmt":"2023-04-28T16:44:38","slug":"drunk-man-and-a-priest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27553","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Man and a Priest"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to an old priest:<\/p>\n<p>The man\u2019s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.<\/p>\n<p>He opened his newspaper and began reading.<\/p>\n<p>After a few minutes, the man turned to the priest and asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSay, Father, what causes arthritis?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The priest replies.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy Son, it\u2019s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prost!tutes and lack of a bath.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The drunk muttered in response.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I\u2019ll be damned.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then returned\u00a0\u00a0to his paper.<\/p>\n<p>The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m very sorry. I didn\u2019t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The drunk answered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.<\/p>\n<p>answer. :haha: :haha:<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to an old priest: The man\u2019s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the &#8230; <a title=\"Drunk Man and a Priest\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27553\" aria-label=\"Read more about Drunk Man and a Priest\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27554,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27553"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27556,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27553\/revisions\/27556"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}