{"id":27546,"date":"2023-04-27T18:02:42","date_gmt":"2023-04-27T18:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27546"},"modified":"2023-04-27T18:03:06","modified_gmt":"2023-04-27T18:03:06","slug":"a-newly-married-couple-are-in-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27546","title":{"rendered":"A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A newly married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with<\/p>\n<p>After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond.<\/p>\n<p>The man asks again \u201cJust tell me, it\u2019s fine. 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