{"id":27546,"date":"2023-04-27T18:02:42","date_gmt":"2023-04-27T18:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27546"},"modified":"2023-04-27T18:03:06","modified_gmt":"2023-04-27T18:03:06","slug":"a-newly-married-couple-are-in-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27546","title":{"rendered":"A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A newly married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with<\/p>\n<p>After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond.<\/p>\n<p>The man asks again \u201cJust tell me, it\u2019s fine. How many men have you slept with?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.<\/p>\n<p>The man says \u201cI am sorry. I didn\u2019t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Still silence from his wife.<\/p>\n<p>The man, giving up, says \u201cIt\u2019s OK. Please don\u2019t be upset.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.<\/p>\n<p>While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDamn it! You made me lose count!\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A newly married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond. The man asks again \u201cJust tell me, it\u2019s fine. How many men have you slept with?\u201d His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling. The &#8230; <a title=\"A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27546\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27548,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27546"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27547,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27546\/revisions\/27547"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}