{"id":27534,"date":"2023-04-26T14:48:48","date_gmt":"2023-04-26T14:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27534"},"modified":"2023-04-26T15:07:50","modified_gmt":"2023-04-26T15:07:50","slug":"a-cabbie-picks-up-a-nun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27534","title":{"rendered":"A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"63d509947b33dea96ed9a09b2482b63d\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1554417\">\r\n<\/div>\r\n<script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\");\r\n<\/script>\r\n\n<\/div>\n<p>A cabbie picks up a Nun.<\/p>\n<p>She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won\u2019t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.<\/p>\n<p><strong>He replies:<\/strong> \u201cI have a question to ask, but I don\u2019t want to offend you\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>She answers, \u201d<\/strong> My son, you cannot offend me. When you\u2019re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sure that there\u2019s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I\u2019ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She responds, \u201cWell, let\u2019s see what we can do about that \u2013 you have to be single and -you must be Catholic.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The cab driver is very excited and says, \u201cYes, I\u2019m single and Catholic!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK,\u201d the nun says. \u201cPull into the next alley.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cMy dear child,\u201d<\/strong> said the nun, why are you crying?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cForgive me but I\u2019ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I\u2019m married and I\u2019m Jewish.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The nun says, \u201cThat\u2019s OK. My name is Steve and I\u2019m going to a Halloween party!\u201d<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won\u2019t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: \u201cI have a question to ask, but I don\u2019t want to offend you\u201d She answers, \u201d My son, you cannot offend me. &#8230; <a title=\"A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/?p=27534\" aria-label=\"Read more about A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":27537,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-joke"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27534"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27535,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27534\/revisions\/27535"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrhealthyalternative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}